… I’m really gonna willingly pay to see a Barbie movie when I’m thirty bc Margot Robbie

Dick just acts soooooo immature around Donna. Or, not immature, but he sheds the expectation to act mature. He’s okay with being vulnerable, impulsive, less calculating. Being with Bruce has conditioned him to act like the big bat on campus but when he’s around Donna he slows down. 

Brenton hit the brakes real hard in the beginning of the season with his pretty boy eyes and pout. He has such a naturally soft look but doesn’t suppress it in his scenes with Conor. And Conor, how she was able to show up and act the hell out of these scenes with not even the slightest indication this was her first time working with Brenton is incredible. 

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dcmultiverse:

Men are essential for procreation but when it comes to pleasure…unnecessary.

LOOK. AT. THAT FOURTH. GIF.

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a post of mine with Henry Cavill’s massive man boobs got flagged by tumblr

on one hand I’m bitter, on the other hand I’m laughing my ass off bc do you know how many female presenting nipples I have on this geek/fashion blog that used to primarily be a fashion blog???? 

catherinemiddletons:

Blake Lively as Emily Nelson in A Simple Favor (2018) dir. Paul Feig

alexaloraetheris:

Reasons I believe my friend is secretly some kind of deity

1) First time we spoke was a week after the beggining of freshman year she summed up my entire character and most of the events of my life Sherlock style. I asked her how the hell she knew all that. She just shrugged and said she figured out our entire class already.

2) The one time we had religion class instead of ethics she listened to the teacher for a few minutes, laughed and told me:

“Humans have wished to be gods so much they’ve forgotten they have to ability to create them. Imagination has truly suffered from this ‘monotheism’ stuff.”

I was confused and asked her if she was an atheist. She rolled her eyes and said:

“Oh I believe in god alright. I just don’t think the bastard deserves to be worshipped.”

3) Out of nowhere she gave me this advice:

“The only truth a liar ever told was that lies weren’t going to save you. Don’t become the liar who has to pass that wisdom on, because they speak from experience.”

4) To this day, she has one of those old-timey phones with buttons she only uses to ocassionally call someone. When I asked her why she never got a smartphone she got pouty:

“I hate social media. On Facebook they talk a lot but never say anything. If I wanted to listen to people moan about their problems and ask for help they don’t expect I’d listen to their prayers.” (Notice the choice of words)

5) I noticed she was stiff and I offered her a massage since I’m really good at it but when i started kneading her back I swear to this day those were not muscles I felt. I asked her what she did to turn her muscles into rocks covered with a thin layer of skin and she kinda froze then shrugged and said she was just really, really stiff. My hands hurt after ten minutes when I can usually go for an hour. Next time I offered she seemed surprised and laughed. She still has rocks for muscles.

6) We were having a debate over the way neural pathways are formed (I study biology and she forensics) and I jokingly asked if I could have her brain for study when she dies. She laughed.

“Sure, if you find a way to kill me you can have it. I’m actually curious what you’re gonna find.”

7) One time she was tired and miserable and I tried to comfort her. We both have really dark sense of humor so I told her she could scare the dead out of their graves with that glare. She told me the dead can’t come back and I rolled my eyes and said ‘obviously’ but she continued:

“When you die you descend to the underworld with nothing to lose. To keep you, they give you something to lose. When you want to return, they will demand it back. That’s why nobody ever leaves. The only way out is to never enter.”

8) One day she just came up to me with a disappointed look on her face. When I asked her what was wrong she was quiet for a few seconds and then just told me:

“Betrayals committed in good intentions are still damning. Just… keep that in mind.” Then she left and didn’t speak to me for three days. I still don’t know what she meant but even three years later I haven’t forgotten it.

9) We were casually sitting on a bench when, out of nowhere, she asked me: “Is it just me or have humans gotten dumber? Or have they always been this stupid and I just haven’t been paying attention?”

10) She asked me if I ever wondered what it was like to die. I said no but told her I would tell her when I found out. I meant it as a ghost joke but she smiled at me and said:

“Great. I’ll wait for you to come back. Maybe you’ll even remember me.”

In conclusion, she is some kind of low-key god and she lost her faith in humanity even before we lost our faith in her but she’s stuck with us because immortality is a bitch.

P.S. I just remembered her name is a variation on ‘Eve’. Maybe I should reconsider my atheist status?!

This is clearly an INTJ woman. If you didn’t provide her gender I still would have known. Of course no one else in the comments realizes this (I checked). This is our struggle. We understand too much. We’re disillusioned and highly resentful that most people can’t make the connections that we’ve made.

INTJs are high-context people, nihilistic, capable of synthesizing logic to truths never considered by most people, genius at recognizing systems and their faults, resentful of authority not earned, not fearful of death, a bit misanthropic when feeling turbulent, and the rock solid knots thing? That’s what happens when don’t you exhale enough. When you’re angry and you hold it in. 

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I inherited four leather jackets from my mother which brings me to a grand total of TEN. LEATHER. JACKETS.

prayingsincenewyork:

Anna Ewers behind the scenes of Liu Jo’s Summer/Spring 2019 campaign

Photographed by Mert & Marcus

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I just wanted to thank everyone on my dash, mutual or not, for all the positive vibes today. Please keep it up, I want to carry all this good energy into 2019

lostboyqueen:

Clois things

-Lois sitting on Clark’s desk

-Lois taking Clark’s glasses off

-nerdy and petty arguments

-hands! on! the chest!

-“Smallville,” “Kansas,” “farm boy”

-wearing the cape after sex

-Bonnie Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero”

-the amount of oversharing Lois does before she and Clark even date

-Clark’s cross-continental food & flower runs

-Martha knowing before Clark, knowing from day 1

-the office bet/countdown to when they date

-getting stuck in revolving doors

-Lois stealing Clark’s food

-Lois flirting with other men in front of Clark

-Clark wordlessly staring at Lois from across the bullpen, utterly smitten as she yells at people

-Chinese food

-Clark extinguishing Lois’ cigarettes (in classic media)

-Lois standing on Clark’s feet as they float

-”honey”

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